The Onion Movie (movie, 2008)
The Onion Movie
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest".
The Onion Movie (2008) - Full Cast & Crew
Actors and roles, crew of The Onion Movie (2008). Who was filming and what role he played.
Actors
Lollipop Love Dancer
Actor, Producer, Editor. Popular movies: Alien: Covenant (2017), You Got Served (2004), The Onion Movie (2008)
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: Starship Troopers (1997), That Thing You Do! (1996), Left Behind (2014)
Arab Lover
Actor, Producer, Director. Popular movies: Pet Sematary (1989), Freddy Got Fingered (2001), Touch (2012)
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Actor. Popular movies: Rush Hour 2 (2001), Cradle 2 the Grave (2003), Rules of Engagement (2007)
Cock Puncher
lead role
Actor, Producer, Writer. Popular movies: Under Siege (1992), Executive Decision (1996), Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Dolores McCormick
Actor. Popular movies: The Green Hornet (2011), Santa Clarita Diet (2017), FlashForward (2009)
Typical Neighbor Husband
Actor. Popular movies: High Fidelity (2000), Accepted (2006), Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Typical Neighbor Wife
Actor. Popular movies: Dead Man Walking (1995), Curly Sue (1991), The Onion Movie (2008)
Sooty Child
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), Bambi II (2006), Yes, Dear (2000)
Norm Archer
Actor. Popular movies: Lady in White (1988), The Four Seasons (1981), A Brother's Promise: The Dan Jansen Story (1996)
Dana Dobbs
Actor. Popular movies: John Q (2002), Extreme Measures (1996), The Onion Movie (2008)
Kip Kendall
Actor. Popular movies: The Pursuit of Happyness (2006), Déjà Vu (2006), Sex Drive (2008)
Alzheimers Old Lady
Actor. Popular movies: Constantine (2005), A League of Their Own (1992), The Onion Movie (2008)
Alzheimers Guys in Crowd
Actor. Popular movies: The Prestige (2006), My Name Is Earl (2005), Carnivàle (2003)
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special (2017), Lady Gaga: One Sequin at a Time (2010)
African Child
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), The Bernie Mac Show (2001), Yes, Dear (2000)
Dibo
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), The Chicago Code (2011), Not Easily Broken (2009)
White Trash Dude
Actor. Popular movies: Good Will Hunting (1997), Collateral (2004), Thirteen (2003)
Surgeon General
Actor. Popular movies: Argo (2012), Independence Day (1996), Pearl Harbor (2001)
Fat Man
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), Dahmer (2002), Keepin' It Real (2003)
Smoker Driver
Actor, Writer. Popular movies: Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000), The Aristocrats (2005), The Onion Movie (2008)
Skink Bradley
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), Black Sunday (1977), Evel Knievel (1974)
Raggles Wimpole
Actor. Popular movies: The Hangover (2009), I Love You, Man (2009), The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)
Uncle Smackers
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), The Munsters (1964), I Dream of Jeannie (1965)
Mavis De Haven
Actor. Popular movies: The Nanny (1993), The Onion Movie (2008), The Wayans Bros. (1995)
Raymond Marcus
Actor, Composer. Popular movies: The Blues Brothers (1980), Pretty Little Liars (2010), Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
The Masses
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: She Wants Me (2012), Random Acts of Violence (1999)
Rapist Lisa
Actor, Writer. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), Third Watch (1999), She Hate Me (2004)
Ivy Leaguer
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: Stowaway (2021), Crusade (1999), Linsanity (2013)
Rape Victim Julie
Actor, Writer. Popular movies: Raising Hope (2010), Life (2007), The Lost Room (2006)
Steel Beam Construction Guy
Actor. Popular movies: W. (2008), The Onion Movie (2008)
Steel Beam Architect
Actor. Popular movies: Ozark (2017), American Made (2017), Fantastic Four (2015)
Peruvian
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: Full Metal Jacket (1987), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016), Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
Peruvian
Actor, Producer, Writer. Popular movies: S.W.A.T. (2003), Get Shorty (1995), The Onion Movie (2008)
Arab Terrorist
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: The Expendables 3 (2014), Conan the Barbarian (2011), Automata (2014)
Young Terrorist
Actor. Popular movies: Adventureland (2008), LOL (2012), Uptown Girls (2003)
White Black Guy Bill
Actor. Popular movies: Adaptation. (2002), The Hot Chick (2002), Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004)
White Black Guy Tim
Actor, Producer, Writer. Popular movies: Tideland (2005), Rampage (2009), Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004)
White Black Guy Policeman
Actor. Popular movies: Invincible (2006), The Onion Movie (2008), Santa Barbara (1984)
White Black Guy Policeman
Actor. Popular movies: Iron Man 3 (2013), Spider-Man (2002), Scream 4 (2011)
White Black Guy Judge
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), The Bernie Mac Show (2001), Radioland Murders (1994)
White Black Guy Jury Foreman
Actor, Writer. Popular movies: Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000), The Aristocrats (2005), The Onion Movie (2008)
Pentagon General
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), We'll Support You Evermore (1985)
Pentagon General
Actor. Popular movies: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009), The Iron Giant (1999), My Name Is Earl (2005)
Pentagon Officer
Actor. Popular movies: Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005), The Onion Movie (2008)
Landmine Salesman
Actor, Writer, Producer. Popular movies: Monsters University (2013), The Onion Movie (2008), The War at Home (2005)
Recruitment Officer
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: Brothers and Sisters (2006), The Onion Movie (2008), Childrens Hospital (2008)
Line-Up Detective
Actor. Popular movies: True Detective (2014), A Star Is Born (2018), Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Prisoner
Actor, Design, Producer. Popular movies: The Sighting (2016), Shut Yer Dirty Little Mouth (2001)
Prisoner Dad
Actor. Popular movies: Z Nation (2014), Without a Trace (2002), The Onion Movie (2008)
Girl Greeting Prisoner
Actor. Popular movies: Keith (2008), Bad News Bears (2005), The Onion Movie (2008)
McSorley's Bartender
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), Once Fallen (2010)
Upstanding Black Man
Actor. Popular movies: Almost Famous (2000), The Perfect Storm (2000), The Onion Movie (2008)
Dave Kostman
Actor. Popular movies: Little Miss Sunshine (2006), Garfield (2004), Chaplin (1992)
Peen Out Guy
Actor, Writer, Producer. Popular movies: Ted (2012), Family Guy (1999), Ted 2 (2015)
Penis Ethnic Man
Actor, Design. Popular movies: The Italian Job (2003), Bobby (2006), Dharma & Greg (1997)
Skooter Boy
Actor. Popular movies: Zodiac (2007), The Onion Movie (2008), Firehouse Dog (2006)
Businessman
Actor, Writer. Popular movies: The Circle (2017), The Onion Movie (2008), Up All Night (2011)
Bates Computer Customer
Actor. Popular movies: FlashForward (2009), Awkward. (2011), Timeless (2016)
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Actor, Writer, Producer. Popular movies: Black Monday (2019), Summer '03 (2018), Human Giant (2007)
Bates Computer Customer's Wife
Actor. Popular movies: Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000), The Aristocrats (2005), The Onion Movie (2008)
Bates Manager
Actor. Popular movies: Watchmen (2009), Kong: Skull Island (2017), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
Gil Bates
Actor. Popular movies: The Dictator (2012), The Other Guys (2010), Sleeping with Other People (2015)
Bryce Brand
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: Ultraviolet (2006), Close Range (2015), Wyvern (2009)
Bryce's Manager
Actor, Writer, Producer. Popular movies: Bros (2022), Beyond Stranger Things (2017), Yellowbird (2014)
Studio Executive
Actor, Writer, Producer. Popular movies: The Emoji Movie (2017), The Onion Movie (2008), My Fellow Americans (1996)
Cooking Show Host
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005), Turbo (2013), The Onion Movie (2008)
Cooking Show Chef
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: Family Ties (1982), Devil's Pond (2003), Family Ties Vacation (1985)
Wizards Gamer
Producer, Actor. Popular movies: To the Wonder (2012), The Onion Movie (2008), Little Demon (2022)
Wizard Gamer
Actor. Popular movies: Hanna's Gold (2010), Killing Diaz (2018)
Wizard Gamer
Actor. Popular movies: Pineapple Express (2008), Greek (2007), The Grass Harp (1995)
Wizards Dragonmaster
Actor. Popular movies: Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation (2008), Electra (1990)
Hippie Diplomant
Actor, Producer, Writer. Popular movies: Teen Titans (2003), Teen Titans Go! (2013), Teen Titans Go! To the Movies (2018)
Man in Suit
Actor. Popular movies: The West Wing (1999), Blast from the Past (1998), The Event (2010)
Man in Suit
Actor, Director, Writer. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), The Endgame (2022), Land of the Blind (2006)
Slovesevic
Actor. Popular movies: Iron Man 2 (2010), Lord of War (2005), The Sum of All Fears (2002)
Birajko
Actor. Popular movies: The Big Bang Theory (2007), Knight and Day (2010), The Onion Movie (2008)
Bank Gunman
Actor, Producer, Director. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), The Wrath of Cain (2010), Girl in 3D (2003)
Second Bank Gunman
Actor, Director. Popular movies: Sons of Anarchy (2008), Big Little Lies (2017), Wild (2014)
Bank Customer
Actor. Popular movies: Grosse Pointe Blank (1997), Never Been Kissed (1999), The Overnight (2015)
Bank Liz Anne
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), Parker Lewis Can't Lose (1990), Designing Women (1986)
Bank Mr. Poniewicz
Actor. Popular movies: Home Alone (1990), Magnolia (1999), Contagion (2011)
Gay Guy
Actor. Popular movies: Family Matters (1989), The Onion Movie (2008), MasterChef (2010)
Actor, Writer, Producer. Popular movies: Caddyshack (1980), Back to School (1986), Ladybugs (1992)
Cockpuncher Entourage
Actor. Popular movies: Greenland (2020), Snitch (2013), The Onion Movie (2008)
Cockpuncher Entourage
Actor. Popular movies: Wedding Crashers (2005), 99 Homes (2014), The Onion Movie (2008)
Cockpuncher Entourage
Actor. Popular movies: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009), Rules of Engagement (2007), Better Off Ted (2009)
God Bless America Dancer
Actor. Popular movies: You Got Served (2004), The Onion Movie (2008), Fat Albert (2004)
God Bless America Dancer
Actor. Popular movies: 13 Going on 30 (2004), Starsky & Hutch (2004), Man on the Moon (1999)
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Actor. Popular movies: The Muppets (2011), You Got Served (2004), The Onion Movie (2008)
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Actor. Popular movies: A Cinderella Story (2004), From Justin to Kelly (2003), The Onion Movie (2008)
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Actor. Popular movies: Coach Carter (2005), Burlesque (2010), Date Movie (2006)
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Actor. Popular movies: Step Up 2: The Streets (2008), Step Up Revolution (2012), Step Up All In (2014)
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Actor, Writer. Popular movies: Be Cool (2005), You Got Served (2004), The Onion Movie (2008)
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer
Actor. Popular movies: Starsky & Hutch (2004), Along Came Polly (2004), Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
Lollipop Love Dancer
Actor. Popular movies: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008), 13 Going on 30 (2004), Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Lollipop Love Dancer
Actor, Producer, Operator. Popular movies: American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009), You Got Served (2004), The Onion Movie (2008)
Lollipop Love Dancer
Actor. Popular movies: You Got Served (2004), The Onion Movie (2008)
Lollipop Love Dancer
Actor. Popular movies: Norbit (2007), You Got Served (2004), The Onion Movie (2008)
Lollipop Love Dancer
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: Step Up 2: The Streets (2008), Step Up 3D (2010), The Onion Movie (2008)
Lollipop Love Dancer
Actor, Producer, Writer. Popular movies: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (2016), All My Life (2020), Revenge of the Green Dragons (2013)
Actor, Producer, Writer. Popular movies: Marie Antoinette (2005), Grace and Frankie (2015), Last Man Standing (2011)
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), The Silencers (1996), Corporate Affairs (1990)
Actor, Producer. Popular movies: Star Trek (2009), The Terminal (2004), The Island (2005)
Actor. Popular movies: Catch Me If You Can (2002), Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Ali (2001)
Actor. Popular movies: Counterpart (2018), The Onion Movie (2008), American Renegades (2017)
Actor, Director, Producer. Popular movies: Cobra Kai (2018), The Time Machine (2002), The Collector (2009)
Actor, Producer, Writer. Popular movies: Community (2009), Open Season 2 (2008), Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge (2020)
Actor. Popular movies: The Onion Movie (2008), Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior (2011)
Actor. Popular movies: Pearl Harbor (2001), You, Me and Dupree (2006), The Onion Movie (2008)
Actor. Popular movies: The Terminal (2004), Collateral (2004), National Treasure (2004)
Actor. Popular movies: Parks and Recreation (2009), New Girl (2011), Pretty Little Liars (2010)
Actor. Popular movies: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008), Deadwood (2004), The Onion Movie (2008)
Actor. Popular movies: National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2001), Not Another Teen Movie (2001), Be Cool (2005)
Producers
Producer. Popular movies: The Good Place (2016), Master of None (2015), Never Have I Ever (2020)
Producer, Actor. Popular movies: Life of Pi (2012), The Blind Side (2009), Phone Booth (2002)
Producer, Writer. Popular movies: Office Space (1999), Reign Over Me (2007), Extract (2009)
Producer, Actor. Popular movies: Ford v Ferrari (2019), Hidden Figures (2016), Bridge to Terabithia (2006)
Composers
Composer. Popular movies: Monster's Ball (2001), Stay (2005), Machine Gun Preacher (2011)
Designs
Design. Popular movies: American History X (1998), Cruel Intentions (1999), Vacancy (2007)
Design. Popular movies: The Dark Knight (2008), The Dark Knight Rises (2012), The Prestige (2006)
Directors
Writers
Actor, Writer. Popular movies: Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000), The Aristocrats (2005), The Onion Movie (2008)
Writer, Actor, Director. Popular movies: The Wrestler (2008), The Founder (2016), Turbo (2013)
Editor
Editor. Popular movies: Major League II (1994), The Onion Movie (2008), Acts of Violence (2018)
Operator
